1 00:00:50,824 --> 00:00:55,500 Our dear comrade Tito... with an immense pride and joy 2 00:00:56,144 --> 00:01:00,342 in the name of the youth and peoples of Yugoslavia: Happy Birthday! 3 00:01:12,824 --> 00:01:17,978 It is our desire that you be with us forever, and lead us to new victories. 4 00:01:18,584 --> 00:01:23,419 Us, the youth of Yugoslavia, thank you for your support and belief in us. 5 00:01:31,264 --> 00:01:35,894 LONG LIVE OUR BELOVED COMRADE TITO 6 00:02:02,824 --> 00:02:06,783 YOUTH DAY - OUR DEAREST HOLIDAY LONG LIVE MAY 25 (qqz - Tito's birthday) 7 00:02:07,304 --> 00:02:10,933 We are happy for your support which inspires us to carry on with fulfilling... 8 00:02:11,584 --> 00:02:17,216 our duties, in order to reach the ideals of socialism and peace. 9 00:02:18,184 --> 00:02:23,338 By delivering the Youth Relay, I am conveying the best regards and wishes... 10 00:02:24,704 --> 00:02:28,060 ...for your happy birthday. 11 00:03:00,224 --> 00:03:02,533 (Tito speaking) I would like to thank... 12 00:03:04,824 --> 00:03:10,694 all the participants who participated in carrying that... er... this Youth Relay. 13 00:03:11,904 --> 00:03:14,896 I would like to thank the peoples of Yugoslavia... 14 00:03:16,424 --> 00:03:20,258 who sent their wishes via our youth. 15 00:03:20,704 --> 00:03:24,822 Of course, and greetings, as well as... 16 00:03:25,344 --> 00:03:29,257 ...our duties... expect... that we fulfill them. 17 00:03:47,624 --> 00:03:49,899 YOUNG AND HEALTHY AS A ROSE 18 00:03:53,584 --> 00:03:59,102 I am happy that our youth, with such joy on their faces... 19 00:03:59,624 --> 00:04:04,698 ...and in their hearts is celebrating their Youth Day. 20 00:04:06,024 --> 00:04:10,256 I would like that our youth continues to celebrate... 21 00:04:10,664 --> 00:04:16,102 their holiday... every year, that holiday with a lot of joy and happiness. 22 00:04:16,504 --> 00:04:20,463 And that it, the same as now, remains faithful... 23 00:04:20,864 --> 00:04:23,901 ...to itself, that is - to its socialist homeland. 24 00:04:25,784 --> 00:04:29,697 I expect from our youth that it will... 25 00:04:30,984 --> 00:04:34,818 ...not only do what their parents desire... 26 00:04:35,024 --> 00:04:38,858 ...but what our whole socialist community expects them to be. 27 00:04:39,304 --> 00:04:43,297 Be faithful guardians of our revolutionary struggle's values. 28 00:04:50,904 --> 00:04:55,420 ...to guard those values... and especially, that desire... 29 00:04:58,384 --> 00:05:02,582 ...and especially one of the foremost achievements of our revolution... 30 00:05:03,024 --> 00:05:07,302 ...brotherhood and unity... that they build unity together... 31 00:05:10,664 --> 00:05:15,055 ...to keep strengthening it... because the brotherhood and unity of our peoples... 32 00:05:15,584 --> 00:05:19,213 ...that is the foundation of our future victories, so that all our... 33 00:05:19,744 --> 00:05:24,022 ...difficulties can be fulfilled. I ask you, the young ones... 34 00:05:24,464 --> 00:05:27,342 ...please do everything so that our... 35 00:05:27,744 --> 00:05:30,258 ...socialist community is as strong as possible. 36 00:05:30,704 --> 00:05:35,334 ...so that love and great colaboration reign among people... 37 00:05:35,784 --> 00:05:39,663 It's you, the youth, who must... 38 00:05:53,784 --> 00:05:57,379 ...and I can say, for all of us... 39 00:05:58,104 --> 00:06:00,618 ...who are responsible for this country... 40 00:06:01,024 --> 00:06:04,016 ...that we fully trust our youth. 41 00:06:04,424 --> 00:06:08,178 I think that we can be proud of our youth. 42 00:06:09,424 --> 00:06:12,700 Our youth... wants... 43 00:06:13,144 --> 00:06:17,183 ...to have the youthood that we did not have. 44 00:06:17,584 --> 00:06:21,179 They have the right to expect a joyous youth. 45 00:06:21,504 --> 00:06:25,736 And we expect from them to take part in our society... 46 00:06:26,384 --> 00:06:30,502 ...to do their best to make Yugoslavia great 47 00:06:30,864 --> 00:06:34,254 It can't be great geographically, but... 48 00:06:34,624 --> 00:06:37,138 in spirit, and by in its efforts. 49 00:06:38,104 --> 00:06:41,779 And to closely guard our independence, and sovereignty... 50 00:06:42,104 --> 00:06:44,618 ...that was paid in blood. 51 00:06:45,744 --> 00:06:47,257 Thank you! 52 00:06:52,704 --> 00:06:58,062 Stevan Nikolic, aka Steve, born in 1945 in Belgrade; parents George and Aleksandra... 53 00:06:58,584 --> 00:07:03,658 Ex-pioner, x-member of People's Youth and Socialist Union, ex-youth activist, 54 00:07:03,944 --> 00:07:07,380 ...ex-member of Communist party. Of working class extraction. Trained car mechanic. 55 00:07:08,344 --> 00:07:11,893 Run away from hom. Petty thief. Stole cars. Influenced by wrong people and movies. 56 00:07:12,264 --> 00:07:15,540 ...tried to emigrate. During army srvic kept up his antisocial behaviour. 57 00:07:15,944 --> 00:07:19,619 All correctional efforts failed. Eight months of military prison. 58 00:07:24,504 --> 00:07:26,176 Look! A dead man! 59 00:07:26,904 --> 00:07:29,976 It's nothing... it's just red paint over his nose. That's it. 60 00:07:30,344 --> 00:07:32,335 Cowboys and Indians. 61 00:07:32,744 --> 00:07:35,497 Rejoice - there's a dead man there. - Who? Where? 62 00:07:36,984 --> 00:07:40,579 It's true. But what can one do? 63 00:07:42,344 --> 00:07:45,620 Ciao Mama, ciao Daddy, ciao ragazzi!!! 64 00:07:48,744 --> 00:07:52,373 Unruly, lacked respect for officers... Brought whores to army barracks... 65 00:07:52,824 --> 00:07:56,453 Pimped them to naive soldiers... Impregnated local girls... 66 00:07:56,784 --> 00:07:59,856 Drank in pubs on officers' tabs... Brought liquer to barracks... 67 00:08:01,224 --> 00:08:03,454 Slept on duty... went AWOL... fought with military police... 68 00:08:03,864 --> 00:08:07,493 Stole an army truck, got drunk and took off with two guys towards Nis... 69 00:08:27,384 --> 00:08:31,696 One should help those who are in love... The whole world is against them... 70 00:08:32,224 --> 00:08:34,533 These two proved that they love each other. 71 00:08:47,984 --> 00:08:52,262 Get out! Out! Tak a walk! 72 00:08:54,024 --> 00:08:57,653 Come on bro'! We're not kids! - Don't bullshit! - Don't be rude! 73 00:09:00,704 --> 00:09:02,899 Karat! Minimal strenght, maximum efficiency. 74 00:09:06,024 --> 00:09:09,255 Do you want to stay with me, or faithfully croak with that schmuk? 75 00:09:11,024 --> 00:09:14,175 I want to stay with you. I love strong men. 76 00:09:14,624 --> 00:09:18,253 You know, I'm a modern, emancipated woman. Bye! 77 00:09:19,624 --> 00:09:23,458 Get the fuck out!! Let's pick some flowers, kids! 78 00:09:55,064 --> 00:09:59,615 What an age! Love - the most beautiful thing in the world! 79 00:10:00,424 --> 00:10:04,815 But for little kids only. Or, Romeo and Julia in 1971. 80 00:10:07,064 --> 00:10:08,417 Fuck it. 81 00:10:14,664 --> 00:10:17,303 Inattentive and cocky during moral-political army courses... 82 00:10:17,784 --> 00:10:21,140 Told history lecturer that he is not intrested... 83 00:10:21,664 --> 00:10:25,782 When asked what happened on Nov 29, 1943 in Jajce, he answred... 84 00:10:26,224 --> 00:10:30,217 How could I know when I was born in 1945... 85 00:10:30,664 --> 00:10:35,340 When asked what he did before army - he laughed and said 'was a cool cat'... 86 00:10:36,304 --> 00:10:41,173 During an undesreved night on town, started a drunken brawl with civilians 87 00:10:41,784 --> 00:10:46,096 Bullid couples at the New Year's party, tried to rape some girls with some friends... 88 00:10:46,344 --> 00:10:50,622 Resisted police arrest... When asked why he was doing that, he answered: 89 00:10:51,064 --> 00:10:55,057 We are secret agents, you motherfuckers, we want to fuck these people's minds... 90 00:11:06,024 --> 00:11:09,255 The cars should be treated just like pussies - be rough and tender... 91 00:11:09,584 --> 00:11:12,462 ...and then say 'whore, I'm your god'. 92 00:11:14,784 --> 00:11:17,582 Constantly played dumb, ridiculed officers, bullied Albanians... 93 00:11:17,984 --> 00:11:22,500 Sent for psychiatric assesment - found to be healthy with above-average IQ... 94 00:11:22,824 --> 00:11:25,816 Upon release from military prison, when asked if he will now change, retorted: 95 00:11:26,304 --> 00:11:29,501 'Dunno, I can promise anything now, but don't want to be called a liar later'. 96 00:11:29,904 --> 00:11:33,658 On doesn't know what'll happen next! As they say - life is tough! 97 00:11:37,664 --> 00:11:39,780 Play dumb when things get tricky... 98 00:11:40,664 --> 00:11:43,736 - 'that's the trick' - said Buster Kaeton... 99 00:11:54,544 --> 00:11:57,616 Excuse me, comrade, did you happen to see a man... 100 00:11:58,144 --> 00:12:02,535 ...in his 40s, short, stumpy and bold, driving a Ford Taurus? 101 00:12:03,064 --> 00:12:07,740 No! Unfortunatly not! Is he a spy, by chance? 102 00:12:08,144 --> 00:12:12,262 No, even worse - a triple murdrer - killed wief, mother in law and his child 103 00:12:12,704 --> 00:12:16,538 and now on a cowardly run! - Oh, such gangster times! 104 00:12:20,104 --> 00:12:23,062 'Ti vogli bene a morire! ' Get off my back! 105 00:12:29,504 --> 00:12:33,338 Old man, let's see what kind of a lover you'll be now, as a proletarian? 106 00:12:33,944 --> 00:12:39,018 Excuse me, aren't you a father and a daughter? - No, why? - Just asking. 107 00:12:50,664 --> 00:12:54,213 This shit is for loosers! For fucking away in countryside, not for Belgrade! 108 00:12:55,864 --> 00:12:58,936 Tell me which car you're friends with, and I tell you what you're worth! 109 00:13:00,704 --> 00:13:03,172 As said by me! Write that down! 110 00:13:04,664 --> 00:13:09,738 Getting laid dosen't depend on genetics, nor talents... 111 00:13:10,504 --> 00:13:14,736 Someone said it's 5% talent and 95% hard work... 112 00:13:15,744 --> 00:13:18,702 Forget skills or hard work... 113 00:13:19,224 --> 00:13:23,900 I'm too dumb for such jokes... Just a retard, an idiot... 114 00:13:24,904 --> 00:13:30,262 What I dig - real hunks, well dressed, shagging good chicks in great cars. 115 00:13:45,824 --> 00:13:50,295 If you don't like Ancient Slavs... if you don't like our hreoic past... 116 00:13:50,744 --> 00:13:53,258 if you don't like our painful rebuilding and development... 117 00:13:53,664 --> 00:13:56,258 if you don't like our socialist community... 118 00:13:56,704 --> 00:14:00,060 Buzz off to ever more beautiful future! 119 00:14:04,344 --> 00:14:07,336 Long live the Yugoslav standard of living! 120 00:14:20,104 --> 00:14:23,380 Yes? - Doing well, how'bout you? - I'm working - Doing what? 121 00:14:23,584 --> 00:14:26,974 Petting low? - Yah, but flying high! 122 00:14:28,144 --> 00:14:30,419 One who flies high, has a long way to fall! - Really? 123 00:14:30,864 --> 00:14:34,493 Oh mother, you're so clever! - Mother? How's your mother? - None of your business. 124 00:14:35,464 --> 00:14:37,819 Seriously, what ar you doing tonight? - Buzz off, please! 125 00:14:38,264 --> 00:14:41,256 Promoting Yugo-sex, a turist attraction... - Enough sex, we need moralty! 126 00:14:41,584 --> 00:14:43,302 Moral, moral, moral... 127 00:14:43,704 --> 00:14:47,743 The best piece of ass in the whole city! - Oh, that's you! - Yes, me! 128 00:14:49,144 --> 00:14:51,214 What's the best chasis in Belgrade up to? 129 00:14:51,424 --> 00:14:54,860 Stipping, what else? 130 00:14:55,264 --> 00:14:59,223 Bravo, better on stag than in bed! 131 00:14:59,744 --> 00:15:02,941 Long liv eart! - Long live the bed! 132 00:15:06,544 --> 00:15:08,978 When are we going to stir up the old memories? 133 00:15:09,624 --> 00:15:13,219 OK... I know... today busy... tomorrow busy... 134 00:15:13,544 --> 00:15:16,695 ...in general, busy for a long while... 135 00:15:17,784 --> 00:15:22,653 OK, who says that young Yugoslavs, and the girls in particular without work? 136 00:15:23,624 --> 00:15:27,663 Have you had any sleep last night? - No, I fucked some sargeants! 137 00:15:29,824 --> 00:15:34,136 And so, wondering through life looking for happiness, I stumble upon you... 138 00:15:40,664 --> 00:15:42,734 I'm just your second one, right? 139 00:15:44,304 --> 00:15:46,534 ...I got goosebumps all over, look... 140 00:16:03,864 --> 00:16:08,733 Where are your chicks? - Marrying, getting laid, dying from love, chasing sugar dadies... 141 00:16:09,184 --> 00:16:12,142 They're lost in life and business... it sucks! 142 00:16:13,624 --> 00:16:16,900 My love, that's not important as long as we are here! - Hmmm, I must warn you... 143 00:16:18,544 --> 00:16:21,741 I have that awful disease, my willy's dripping... - Doesn't matter... 144 00:16:22,104 --> 00:16:24,174 I've got it too. - I woudn't want to ruin you... - I took some med... 145 00:16:36,144 --> 00:16:40,023 Is that People's militia station? In the interest of public health, 146 00:16:40,384 --> 00:16:43,501 I'd like to report an infected beauty! - You faggot! 147 00:16:43,984 --> 00:16:46,498 It's negotiable... 148 00:16:47,504 --> 00:16:51,213 For you, it's only 30 chimps... you've ben a good sport... 149 00:16:51,824 --> 00:16:54,258 You're lucky I didn't ask for a gorilla! 150 00:16:56,264 --> 00:16:58,858 Next time, pay more attention to personal hygene! - You faggot! 151 00:16:59,664 --> 00:17:04,340 Me, faggot!? You, gonorrhic snatch! Whatever! 152 00:17:08,184 --> 00:17:12,939 Hey bums! What's up! You bunch of fraking 'models'! 153 00:17:13,464 --> 00:17:18,140 Fags, queers, fagots! Screwing around the world and shaming this honest country! 154 00:17:19,024 --> 00:17:23,017 Cool off! You're not at a union meeting! - There is more and more sex... 155 00:17:23,824 --> 00:17:28,420 There is more sex. Screw it, that's what it's like now. 156 00:17:29,104 --> 00:17:33,336 What can on do? - Why did you then beat a hasty retreat from there? Chicken, eh? 157 00:17:33,744 --> 00:17:37,862 They're scum, bro'. Nothing but petty thieves, small-time crooks... 158 00:17:38,744 --> 00:17:41,656 I'm ashamed to hang around with them. I'm dying from shame, I swear! 159 00:17:41,864 --> 00:17:45,334 Beat it, bums! Fuck your untalented mothers! 160 00:17:46,424 --> 00:17:51,942 How about you, bro'? You look worn out. You're fucked, eh? 161 00:17:59,104 --> 00:18:02,540 Double brandy for the gentleman! - To lift his moral a bit! 162 00:18:03,464 --> 00:18:06,536 So? You've been fucked real bad? - Let him be. 163 00:18:07,784 --> 00:18:12,335 Serious, bro', what's up? Have you been blowing anyone, shagging, fucking? 164 00:18:15,784 --> 00:18:19,140 What do you want again? - I decided to become a family man. 165 00:18:19,464 --> 00:18:23,139 We're doing bad. Some jobs have been cut, yours included. 166 00:18:23,464 --> 00:18:25,853 You're out of luck. The economy's depressed. 167 00:18:26,184 --> 00:18:28,493 So, stop by when you're around. And that's your thanks for me protecting you? 168 00:18:29,144 --> 00:18:33,615 Don't be childish. Yugoslavia wouldn't go to ruin without you. - You're ungratful!! 169 00:18:59,144 --> 00:19:01,135 PEOPLE ARE OUR TREASURE 170 00:19:15,344 --> 00:19:17,778 There is nothing now. Come by in a few days. 171 00:19:18,224 --> 00:19:20,340 Som grate deals are being brokered with foreign investors. 172 00:19:21,584 --> 00:19:23,734 Listen old man, don't fool around! 173 00:19:24,144 --> 00:19:26,738 I'm asking whether there is any gigs for me here! 174 00:19:29,584 --> 00:19:33,259 I don't want to work for rotten capitalists! I love my country! 175 00:19:36,384 --> 00:19:40,935 Today's youth! - I'm an idealist who likes to have fun, a lot! 176 00:19:54,144 --> 00:19:57,056 What is it, faggot? What? 177 00:20:00,184 --> 00:20:03,859 Come on, gorging time! Not with your hands! 178 00:20:04,424 --> 00:20:07,939 Not with hands! There can be no remorse after stuffing yourself! 179 00:20:12,904 --> 00:20:16,340 I'm a partisan, that's my honour! 180 00:20:16,664 --> 00:20:19,224 Not evrybody can be that... 181 00:20:19,544 --> 00:20:23,378 I won't give it to you! Wish it's your last! 182 00:20:23,864 --> 00:20:27,459 I wish you poison your stomach! You overeating shit! 183 00:20:30,904 --> 00:20:35,102 Oh, you're so naughty! Come on, that's not nice! 184 00:20:35,584 --> 00:20:40,374 Are you not ashamed? People are watching you! Shame on you! 185 00:20:40,744 --> 00:20:45,420 Watch us and make notes! - Phew! What will your parents say?! 186 00:20:45,824 --> 00:20:50,818 Wow! Look at that dextrity! Careful not to impregnate her! 187 00:21:12,024 --> 00:21:14,219 Miki, is it nice outside? 188 00:21:27,504 --> 00:21:30,496 Long live Yugoslav TV! 189 00:21:32,144 --> 00:21:34,453 For adults only! 190 00:22:15,944 --> 00:22:18,458 Let me show you something. Miki are you hungry? 191 00:22:24,544 --> 00:22:28,742 OK. But only 60% initially, until we're back on our feet. 192 00:22:31,344 --> 00:22:34,142 Don't clean the stable while working! 193 00:22:36,744 --> 00:22:40,180 Don't touch it! Eat shit! 194 00:22:49,864 --> 00:22:52,173 He's sleping with your wife! 195 00:22:54,304 --> 00:22:58,616 So, how is our fucking? What d'ya say? How do you think kids are mad? 196 00:22:59,704 --> 00:23:02,582 Kids ar not brought by storks, but by small birdies (shags). 197 00:23:04,424 --> 00:23:09,862 I'm industrious! I always giv e100%! And I ask for 100%! 198 00:23:10,864 --> 00:23:12,695 Otherwise, I lose spirit! 199 00:23:13,984 --> 00:23:17,056 By the time you're back on feet, I won't be able to stand on mine!! 200 00:23:17,824 --> 00:23:20,258 Here! Climb here to see Konstantinopol! 201 00:23:21,304 --> 00:23:23,693 That magazin you won't read! You can only skim the suprmarket rags! 202 00:23:24,304 --> 00:23:28,058 You're doing fine. While I'm breaking my back, you're stroking your balls! 203 00:23:29,864 --> 00:23:31,900 New social games! 204 00:23:34,784 --> 00:23:38,823 And if you're not good, I'll move you to a new office - just pick your plot! 205 00:24:10,024 --> 00:24:12,333 Male whore! 206 00:24:13,904 --> 00:24:15,462 Female whore! 207 00:24:24,704 --> 00:24:26,137 In brief: 208 00:24:27,344 --> 00:24:30,859 A young man who could have been a useful member... 209 00:24:31,304 --> 00:24:34,376 of the socialist community... 210 00:24:35,184 --> 00:24:38,256 or, how young talents ar wasted... 211 00:25:17,744 --> 00:25:21,134 What will the gentleman have? - What, there are no gentlman... 212 00:25:21,624 --> 00:25:25,663 we are all comrades now! Old Yugoslavia disappared in 1941. 213 00:25:26,064 --> 00:25:29,818 I am not drinking anything! What is it! Nothing! I'm an anti-alcoholic! 214 00:25:30,624 --> 00:25:33,855 That man there is buying you a drink. He's asking what you'll have. 215 00:25:34,384 --> 00:25:39,219 Might he be a member of the Communist Party of Yu-uuuu, a fag, damn it! 216 00:25:43,904 --> 00:25:49,661 Could you be my long lost uncle from America? - Sit down. Want a drink? 217 00:25:50,544 --> 00:25:52,853 From cops - I take only punches! 218 00:25:55,384 --> 00:25:59,457 - Don't bullshit. I'm asking you nicely. - Milk! - Give him milk in a baby bottle. 219 00:26:03,984 --> 00:26:08,421 - So, how are you supporting yourself? - From former love and present air. 220 00:26:11,784 --> 00:26:17,973 So, what you're up to. I see you frequent bars. - I trumpet. 221 00:26:24,904 --> 00:26:29,216 I do what I do - screwing with the crisis, fuck around... 222 00:26:29,624 --> 00:26:33,333 I'm an honorary chairman of the layabout club. 223 00:26:33,744 --> 00:26:37,020 I do stuff, how do I know what I do?! 224 00:26:37,984 --> 00:26:41,374 Come work for us, for the law. What do you say? 225 00:26:41,904 --> 00:26:45,055 For police? Sure! How much are you paying? 226 00:26:45,664 --> 00:26:50,135 I want everything, but first I want the money. What's the pay? 227 00:26:50,504 --> 00:26:55,532 - I have a family to support. - Wait, you infiltrated them. 228 00:26:57,624 --> 00:27:02,220 - How do you know? - You know all that scum. You'd be handy. 229 00:27:04,864 --> 00:27:09,335 - To help track down th ebad guys. - To tell on people? How much you pay? 230 00:27:09,824 --> 00:27:12,861 I love law and order. How much you pay? 231 00:27:14,344 --> 00:27:17,939 Be fair. I have a consciousnss to satisfy. 232 00:27:18,224 --> 00:27:22,661 I'd have to get lost if I tell too much. Be fair and Iet me know. 233 00:27:32,024 --> 00:27:35,414 - The boy's leaving already? - We'll meet, wait for me faithfully. 234 00:27:41,744 --> 00:27:45,942 - Thanks Daddy. I really like you. - Fuck your mother! 235 00:27:48,464 --> 00:27:50,420 You old rag! 236 00:28:01,224 --> 00:28:03,419 Fill it up, friend! 237 00:28:13,864 --> 00:28:17,937 - Hands up! - Please, why me? 238 00:28:18,824 --> 00:28:23,500 Aren't you sorry to be like that? I work in a bank. 239 00:28:35,464 --> 00:28:39,218 Why are you so stupid? Why did you need this? 240 00:28:39,704 --> 00:28:42,377 You draw a gun on me, I draw a gun on you. 241 00:28:45,624 --> 00:28:48,184 Take it forever. 242 00:28:58,304 --> 00:29:02,980 - Some sense humour! - Ciao, a honeymoon, eh? 243 00:29:03,744 --> 00:29:08,772 - I have a job for you. - Ciao baby! What about me? Our love was short but hot! 244 00:29:09,304 --> 00:29:13,377 - Come on, beat it, smell the flowers, read some poetry! - You disgusting fag! 245 00:29:14,024 --> 00:29:18,575 You cheap whore. It's over. No dicksucking tonight. Beat it! 246 00:29:37,184 --> 00:29:41,974 - Do you know the Fat Mickey? - The Disney one? I may have heard. 247 00:29:42,584 --> 00:29:46,463 - Do you know the Boss? - Not personally. - You know what the trick is? 248 00:29:47,904 --> 00:29:51,419 The Boss wants the night to swallow Mickey. 249 00:30:31,864 --> 00:30:34,537 Drop down, I killed you. 250 00:31:11,504 --> 00:31:16,783 - What's up old man? Corrupting the youth? - You wouldn't shoot me, would you? 251 00:31:20,824 --> 00:31:22,974 Maybe I will. 252 00:31:24,504 --> 00:31:26,654 Stay were you are. 253 00:31:28,064 --> 00:31:30,976 Still wanna play macho? Don't move!! 254 00:31:32,464 --> 00:31:36,696 Are you really the one? Not a cousin, twin brother, or something like that? 255 00:31:37,344 --> 00:31:41,462 I woudn't want it to look like a 'printing' error later. Stop! 256 00:31:42,064 --> 00:31:44,100 - But why? - You'll see later. 257 00:31:44,424 --> 00:31:48,656 How do you like it here? Nature, nice nature. See a bird! 258 00:31:50,064 --> 00:31:53,101 Say your prayrs! - Yes. 259 00:31:56,384 --> 00:31:58,898 What is... why... 260 00:32:00,224 --> 00:32:04,775 How would I know? Is that what's important now? Come on, 'pussy'. 261 00:32:08,784 --> 00:32:12,140 Remember once more the best moments of your ugly life and say 'goodbye'. 262 00:32:12,624 --> 00:32:15,616 Lord have mercy, Amen and that shit. 263 00:32:16,264 --> 00:32:21,384 Which hand you us to wipe your butt? The right one? I us toilet paper. 264 00:32:22,024 --> 00:32:24,936 You have two precious seconds to get your nerves in order. 265 00:32:27,464 --> 00:32:31,855 Be a man. Say something. Something clever. People are watching you. 266 00:32:33,384 --> 00:32:38,219 Go! You fat dog! You'll be my football now! 267 00:32:53,624 --> 00:32:58,414 Now you're an astronaut. You're off to space. Gone. The end. 268 00:32:59,664 --> 00:33:03,623 Four... three... two... 269 00:33:04,384 --> 00:33:06,898 ...on... zero... two zeros... 270 00:33:10,304 --> 00:33:13,933 Don't forget me, bro! Write when you get there. 271 00:33:56,304 --> 00:33:58,818 Play cops and bandits? I'm your man. 272 00:34:18,944 --> 00:34:20,855 - I'll beat you up now. - And just how will you do that? 273 00:34:21,304 --> 00:34:23,056 - I'll disfigure you. - Beat it, asshole. 274 00:34:48,984 --> 00:34:50,815 The sheep are here. We'll swim in money. 275 00:35:00,064 --> 00:35:02,976 You get the left one and I'll do the right on, OK? - OK! 276 00:36:42,664 --> 00:36:44,814 It was no use fighting, but we still did. 277 00:36:45,624 --> 00:36:47,023 Give me the money. The money!! 278 00:36:50,904 --> 00:36:52,098 All of it! 279 00:36:54,024 --> 00:36:56,538 Get inside. Inside!! 280 00:37:00,144 --> 00:37:02,135 The pric of jailtime went up, because you're poor boxers. 281 00:37:06,184 --> 00:37:08,015 Close them in there for the winter. 282 00:37:22,664 --> 00:37:24,063 - Where's the dough? - Have no idea. 283 00:37:26,224 --> 00:37:27,976 If you don't know how to think... 284 00:37:47,264 --> 00:37:49,061 So that you can have some rest, son. 285 00:37:57,624 --> 00:37:58,943 Good night. 286 00:38:04,504 --> 00:38:06,301 You can kill, this is a free country... 287 00:38:06,464 --> 00:38:08,261 ...but don't hate anyone... 288 00:38:08,584 --> 00:38:09,903 ...as said by Richard Widmark. 289 00:38:12,144 --> 00:38:14,055 In the western 'The law of the Prairies'. 290 00:39:03,624 --> 00:39:05,216 An important announcement. 291 00:39:05,664 --> 00:39:08,815 Finally, I found the part of my personality that I always missed. 292 00:39:09,064 --> 00:39:10,383 The gun. 293 00:39:10,864 --> 00:39:14,095 A man's best friend is not a faithful wife, nor... 294 00:39:14,504 --> 00:39:16,734 ...a good buddy, nor a loyal dog. 295 00:39:18,584 --> 00:39:21,098 I don't appreciate such dark humour. 296 00:39:22,504 --> 00:39:25,496 A man's best friend is... what do you say? Please say... 297 00:39:27,504 --> 00:39:29,142 You have a little bit of time to think. 298 00:39:30,144 --> 00:39:32,214 Right! The gun! 299 00:39:34,144 --> 00:39:37,739 As said by me, in my intimate diary, which I still have not begun yet. 300 00:39:39,664 --> 00:39:41,382 Page thirty three... 301 00:39:59,624 --> 00:40:02,696 What is it? What were you doing tonight? Shame on you. 302 00:40:05,264 --> 00:40:07,619 My trenchcoat. Trenchcoat! 303 00:40:16,384 --> 00:40:18,136 Open it. Faster! 304 00:40:33,464 --> 00:40:35,739 Why are you smiling at work? You little servant. 305 00:40:51,904 --> 00:40:53,132 Cigarette! 306 00:41:54,624 --> 00:41:56,376 Want a lick? 307 00:42:48,744 --> 00:42:50,143 Watch the door. 308 00:42:51,544 --> 00:42:54,012 - Hi, how are you? Get up! 309 00:42:54,544 --> 00:42:57,138 - Yes, my dick is up. - Relax, bro. 310 00:42:58,624 --> 00:43:00,933 Hands up! Do it! 311 00:43:03,064 --> 00:43:05,658 - I don't like men. - Stop fagging around - I swear. 312 00:43:05,904 --> 00:43:07,940 - Really? - Really. 313 00:43:11,064 --> 00:43:14,340 Don't you worry. I'll give you a haircut. A fashionable one. 314 00:43:14,864 --> 00:43:16,820 Quasimodo style. 315 00:43:23,664 --> 00:43:28,135 - Do you know this guy? - Me, no. Why? 316 00:43:29,024 --> 00:43:31,254 I have no idea. 317 00:43:31,784 --> 00:43:33,820 Have a better look. 318 00:43:34,984 --> 00:43:37,418 Is this a TV quiz - guess the celebrity? 319 00:43:39,144 --> 00:43:41,260 What do I get if I guess? 320 00:43:44,264 --> 00:43:47,415 - Get up, punk! - Oh, you'r so tender. 321 00:43:48,384 --> 00:43:52,457 - Your little hands. - You're a real man. 322 00:43:53,584 --> 00:43:56,735 My love for you is thick - poke you with my naked dick! 323 00:44:08,104 --> 00:44:11,016 - Where were you that night? - In bed, making passionate love... 324 00:44:11,544 --> 00:44:14,695 - Who with? - My mom and dad. - What, don't you know who this is? 325 00:44:15,544 --> 00:44:20,095 - No clue. Nobel winner for literature? - Where were you the next day? - In bed again. 326 00:44:20,384 --> 00:44:24,616 - And after that? - In cinema - What was the film about? - Excuse me. 327 00:44:25,224 --> 00:44:29,695 - Nothing, it was Godard! I can't remember. I don't know. 328 00:44:30,184 --> 00:44:34,018 - Remember!! - You're so annoying. I don't know 329 00:44:34,544 --> 00:44:39,220 - What was the qustion? - Where were you? - Why, in bed! - Who with? - Mom and dad. 330 00:44:40,424 --> 00:44:44,337 - Who is this? - No clue! Nobel winner in literature. 331 00:44:44,584 --> 00:44:48,702 - And after bed? - With mom and dad? - And later? - At the movies. 332 00:44:48,904 --> 00:44:53,420 - What was th movie about? - Nothing, it's Godard, as I said. - Remember... 333 00:44:53,664 --> 00:44:57,373 - The water is receding! I'm going senile. - Remember! - I have no clue. My God! 334 00:44:57,784 --> 00:45:02,300 God, you some... Water's receeding! I'm going senile! What can I do? 335 00:45:05,464 --> 00:45:09,013 What are you looking at? The beauty is not contagious! 336 00:45:10,184 --> 00:45:14,860 - Hi, I'm her. Can I go now? Why are you after me like dogs? What do you want? 337 00:45:15,664 --> 00:45:19,373 Listen you! Without a gun, you're a zero! 338 00:45:19,624 --> 00:45:24,573 - I'd love to get you, and I will on day! - Even with a gun, you're a double zero! 339 00:45:25,024 --> 00:45:28,460 - You can pull my... - Take him away! - Get out! 340 00:45:29,064 --> 00:45:32,056 Careful, dandy, don't disappoint us! 341 00:45:38,264 --> 00:45:40,494 - You climb it! 342 00:45:50,464 --> 00:45:54,662 I won't do it again, my pioneer word of honour! 343 00:45:55,184 --> 00:45:57,778 Daddy!!! Look what they are doing to me! They're bating me!! 344 00:46:19,464 --> 00:46:21,773 Faggots!!! 345 00:46:28,904 --> 00:46:32,374 Hallo mom! I'm over here with a great bunch of guys! 346 00:46:32,864 --> 00:46:35,298 ...only, they want to change my appearance! 347 00:46:36,864 --> 00:46:40,015 Tell to daddy that I'll have to change my ID card. - What the fuck! 348 00:46:42,504 --> 00:46:46,258 - Leave it! - Get out of here! 349 00:46:49,704 --> 00:46:51,740 Get out! Out!! 350 00:52:51,184 --> 00:52:53,414 Out of the way, faggot! 351 00:53:19,704 --> 00:53:23,856 Daddy! I'm fed up with everything. Just killed a man. 352 00:53:24,464 --> 00:53:28,662 ...now you tell me how... will... th etwo of us... Click! 353 00:59:26,664 --> 00:59:30,134 We've been looking for you for 3 days now! Everyone's complaining about you. 354 00:59:30,664 --> 00:59:34,418 - They say you're a king. - A king? In a republic? 355 00:59:36,104 --> 00:59:37,901 We're making a story about young delinquents. 356 00:59:39,984 --> 00:59:43,863 Cut the formalities! What is it that you want to know? 357 00:59:44,064 --> 00:59:46,817 What would the print, radio, TV and transistors like to know? 358 00:59:50,064 --> 00:59:53,739 Almost forgot the most importnat thing - what are you paying for this? 359 00:59:54,024 --> 00:59:56,458 A 'brick' - I say, a million dinars! 360 00:59:57,024 --> 01:00:00,334 I'm dropping the price becaus you're promoting me... 361 01:00:01,304 --> 01:00:04,774 C'mon daddy, say what you would like to know about life? 362 01:00:05,504 --> 01:00:08,541 - I don't have much time! Hurry up! - Your favourite phrase? 363 01:00:08,704 --> 01:00:11,662 A bating stick cam from haven! You know, I'm a patriarchal kid! 364 01:00:12,624 --> 01:00:14,660 I don't think anything about women - Iet them think about me. 365 01:00:15,064 --> 01:00:19,535 Whenever I look at one - she starts throwing up or craving pickles... 366 01:00:26,784 --> 01:00:31,255 Of course not! Chicks are chicks. And you know what they're good for? 367 01:00:32,424 --> 01:00:35,780 It's not my fault that I'm not a chick. Life screwed them up, that's it. 368 01:00:38,184 --> 01:00:40,857 - What's up with those glasses? - Glasses? My heart is on the left side... 369 01:00:41,664 --> 01:00:44,258 ...love in socialism, socialism in love... 370 01:00:45,704 --> 01:00:49,982 - Have you ever ben in debt? - In debt? Of course yes. Never! 371 01:00:50,304 --> 01:00:52,864 I don't like such questions. In fact, I was in debt once. 372 01:00:53,424 --> 01:00:56,700 I was deep in debt when I was penniless, fuck it! 373 01:00:57,064 --> 01:01:00,420 Don't anyone say 'fuck your mother'! Oh, sorry mom! 374 01:01:02,264 --> 01:01:04,255 Happy? Almost always! 375 01:01:06,864 --> 01:01:08,422 Sorry? 376 01:01:09,824 --> 01:01:13,783 Why would I waste my life - it's my mom's and dad's fault! 377 01:01:17,544 --> 01:01:22,015 - C'mon, next question! - Your life philosophy? - Life? 378 01:01:24,544 --> 01:01:27,616 Of course - attack is my philosophy - suki, ma-geri! 379 01:01:29,384 --> 01:01:33,821 - A historic personality? - Historic? Why, me of course! 380 01:01:34,904 --> 01:01:38,340 Ha, how you like this! I'm busting you! 381 01:01:39,464 --> 01:01:43,173 - What made you take this path in life? - What made me take this path in life? 382 01:01:43,824 --> 01:01:46,338 Well, dark films, black films... 383 01:01:47,824 --> 01:01:49,894 - Your favourite hero? - Can it be from animation? 384 01:01:52,664 --> 01:01:55,497 Donald Duck and his cousins! 385 01:01:56,664 --> 01:02:00,543 C'mon, how much are you paying!!! Don't make me shoot! 386 01:02:02,184 --> 01:02:05,096 Can I ask you one question, you faggots? 387 01:02:05,504 --> 01:02:09,179 Excuse me, I have a phone call... a phone call is calling me. 388 01:02:10,944 --> 01:02:14,459 Hello, Ue Tant is here. Don't worry a thing. 389 01:02:14,824 --> 01:02:18,453 We're all here, daddy. Daddy, don't you worry a thing! 390 01:02:18,824 --> 01:02:22,533 We're preparing a pyrotechnical seanse. Don't you worry! 391 01:02:25,184 --> 01:02:28,893 I know that the police knows their job, but come for an unforgettable fireworks! 392 01:02:30,224 --> 01:02:32,818 Daddy, you'll be delighted, I swear! 393 01:11:14,664 --> 01:11:17,258 Very exciting! Very didactic! 394 01:11:18,224 --> 01:11:21,660 A very righteous end, as my dad would put it. 395 01:11:22,704 --> 01:11:24,820 The dude was shot dead! 396 01:11:25,424 --> 01:11:27,494 He died just the way he deserved. 397 01:11:27,904 --> 01:11:32,102 You rap what you sow... and so on... and so on... 398 01:11:32,744 --> 01:11:35,178 But not so quickly! No way. 399 01:11:35,464 --> 01:11:37,455 You won't see that happen! 400 01:11:38,264 --> 01:11:41,973 Gangsters only die in old-fashioned films. In reality, it's the opposite. 401 01:11:42,704 --> 01:11:44,774 Therefore... to summarize... 402 01:11:46,864 --> 01:11:50,379 Justice only exist in films, no happy-end in life. 403 01:11:50,944 --> 01:11:55,620 I do hope we'll met again! I am your future!!